• dog: *barks*
  • me: chill
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officialunitedstates:

Imagine a nice brown and green stegosaurus giving you a ride to school.  When school’s over he’d give you a necklace he made out of soda cans and pipe cleaners and then you’d go back to your house and play volleyball.

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Story Elements: This is Why We Fight

writing-questions-answered:

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ninjaseatsocks:

ultrafacts:

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attackofthepartycannon:

youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease:

I choked on my water.

la-la is the only one who notices wow

Jfc this is great
iliketosingandstuff:

At Funky Bones. I sat where Augustus and Hazel had their picnic. Tears were shed. A moment I will never forget. 

bagmilk:

earthdad:

Kinda rly like a girl what do I do

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:( You have your book wrong…
tastefullyoffensive:

The National Galleries [x]
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teratophilia:

this raises so many questions. who is jenkins? why does he need to be stopped? how do we stop jenkins???

we have to stop jenkins


Hi there, young people. Nice day today.


SO YOU LIKE KICKIN’ BUTTS, EH
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU OLD MAN